It features the patented FIT system and RAM air plug so that the rider can adjust how much air he or she wants to ram into their faces. There’s also the premium three-part face foam, anti-fog chrome lens and the non-slip silicone lined strap.

And they’re made in the USA! Can’t beat that, bro.

Get them from your local dealer, they’re Scotts, man—everyone carries them.

Von Zipper

Let’s say that you don’t want Scott’s because you don’t like John Knowles or something weird like that. There’s always Von Zipper!

The folks at VZ offer, among other things, three different levels of goggles with names that make you giggle. There’s the GLAM collection featuring the Pork Chop goggle that Lady Gaga would surely rock if she were into moto. You get a spare lens with the goggle. These things retail for $85.00 and nothing says “Check me out” more than rocking a pair of gold Pork Chops.

If you’re into, you know, saving the earth (who’s not into saving the earth by the way?) there’s VZ’s Bushwick goggle that features an earth-friendly bamboo strap (hey, man, I just read the copy) that is scooped up right out of a panda’s secret stash as well as has a frame made out of 30 percent recycled materials. You get a spare lens with these and they retail for $70.00.

The Beefy goggle is made for bigger faces and features a super-wide peripheral vision supreme frame with quad density face foam! Just like the other goggles it also comes with a spare lens and is $62.50 retail.