Moto XXX
The original kings of chaos, Moto XXX, recently returned to the scene after a long hiatus. Complete with an eff-u attitude and the wildest pits on the circuit, Moto XXX rose to prominence in the late nineties. Started by Kurt Haller, Jordan Burns, and Erik Sandin of the punk rock band Strung Out, Moto XXX stood for everything that was moto. (In case you missed it, you need to check out Steve Matthes’ oral history of the team.) Moto XXX was revamped not long ago (How long? That requires research, and punk rock is not about research), and they have a killer line of new tees that are only $26.
The brand has also released their OG Character helmet, which retails for $99.99. It’s an ode to the past, and if you know anything about their past, it’s pretty eff-ing sweet. But Moto XXX is also part of new technology—Twitter, Instagram, and that whole thing—and offer iPhone 5/5s cases for just $20. You need this in your life. So check out motoXXX.com and buy some sh**.
O’Neal
Mornings suck. Especially Monday mornings. The only day people are excited to get up at 5 a.m. is Christmas morning. That’s a fact; we checked it with science. There’s not much better than walking down the stairs Christmas morning to a fresh set of gear. Even if you live in the north and can’t ride because of a little thing called snow, at least you can throw your new gear on and go to Wal-Mart—full pick-up kit style. (Don’t do that. Seriously. Go to K-Mart instead.) O’Neal’s Mayhem Revolt Gear is a great present for anyone in the family. From Grandma and little Joey, everyone enjoys O’Neal. Order now at oneal.com and pick up a jersey ($39.99) and pants ($109.99) for a great price.
New gear is cool and all, but odds are you need a cool helmet to go along with said gear. (Note to all wives, girlfriends, and the like: do not leave your man hanging with just a set of gear. We love new stuff. Especially helmets.) While you’re picking up your new gear, make sure to snag the 9 Series Glitch Helmet for just $99.99.