RacerHead

UNCLE PHIL  Nicoletti famously retired from SMX last fall after a bevy of farewell parties, but he didn't quite ride off into the sunset. Instead, Phil packed his middle fingers and headed to Canada to compete in their national championship. The 36-year-old won, making him the oldest, saltiest, and funniest #1 the Great White North has ever known. Sure, we miss him, but our loss is Canada's pain, er, gain.