The List: Headlines If Dusty Pipes Wins a Race
Thursday, September 29, 2011 | 11:30 AM
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PrintThe 2011 season is complete, and privateer (#652) Dusty Pipes came up short on a win. That bums us out, because our staff would like nothing more than to thread the best name in the sport into some race-winning headlines.
If Dusty ever does get one, we'll be ready with the following headlines. Go get 'em, Dusty!
12. Stone Cold Lead Dusty Pipes Lock
11. Pipes Busts Out
10. Pipes Flows
9. Dusty Flexes his Pipes
8. Pipe Down, Pipes is Up
7. Pipes Knocks the Dust Off
6. Pipes and Sipes Battle (Great race between Dusty and Ryan or Justin Sipes)
5. Pipes on the Pipe
4. Dusty Lays the Pipes to the Field
3. Dusty Pipes Shine at (insert track name)
2. Pipe[s] Dream: Dusty Captures Overall
1. Smokin' Dusty Pipes
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There was a BMX racer out in CA named Rusty Cable back in the day. HUGE HOLESHOT!!!!!!!!!!
wow.....we need some rider/team updates or some races.....this is pretty lame ....so lame nobody even takes credit for writing it.....
Uh, note THREE interviews posted in the last 24 hours, two with JS7 peeps and one with Broc Tickle on Pro Circuit's plan for a 450 ride next year. I think we're covering the news.
Don't complain about us doing fun stuff or we'll never do anything fun again!
haha good one weege.
If you don't like it, don't read it. No one wants to hear you cry
I thought it was funny. Plus it's better than reading nothing during the off season.
Thre used to be a 125 expert from OK named Rusty Pipes I wonder if they are related? Because Rusty Pipes was usually really on the pipe!! He was a pretty fast Pipey er i mean Puppy......
@Jason Weigandt - I'm not comlaining about this piece but why aren't there more updates on riders and the teams they're switching to or even potentially switching too? I mean, free agency is HUGE in all other sports and personally, I love hearing which riders are going where. Even if it's not "official" I think I speak for most other fans that even rumors are fun to discuss. I know you guys don't want to report on something that isn't "official" but can you at least give us something and put a disclaimer on it?
Uh er Note to Racer X staff! Keep up the good work! You got the best site of the year award!! People will complain no matter what. Gee when you changed the site evreryon was compaining???? Its much better we just had to get used to it!
Sorry guys but this is the lamest article I've ever seen on this site...
Is DC out of town or something?? :(
My real name is Rusty Trombone................
I have heard from some very reliable sources at a MAJOR soft drink maker that they are buying Monster energy and fielding a team in 2012. It looks like it's going to be JS7 and possibly Rowdy Sparks on Canfields ginger ale / GasGas. Book it.
Print909, I bet he's better than you.
The Stewart-to-Suzuki rumors (factory, not JGR) are starting to get real traction...
you forgot:
take out move, so and so cleans out Dusty Pipes or,
close race, Dusty Pipes under pressure or,
country dancing, Dusty Pipes clogged, (sorry) or,
Dusty Pipes smoke field or,
Dusty Pipes stuck in gate or
bad crash, Dungey knocked out by Dusty Pipes
Dusty Pipes wrench is a tool, (sorry again) or,
OK I'll stop...
No Sloppy Seconds for Dusty Pipes: Victorious in the Mud at Daytona!
I have to say Dusty Pipes is a super cool moto name.I heard of him years ago.Better than a guy that races my class named Harry cox (I'm not joking) Lucky for him he is fast.
Dusty Pipes hangs it out in the Silver Dome!...too far?
Dusty Pipes Drops the Hammer.
I could do this all day but really have to work and the quality of both seems to be going down hill.
Here's my moto-related Dusty news. I went to a wedding last weekend. Bride's name is Dusty Lane. She races. Her hubby works for Western Power Sports. He races. I believe he was the highest placing Polish rider at the Glen Helen round in 2007 or 08. Whew, that was fun.
VISTAJIM,
Have you ever been beaten by this Mr. Cox?
Have you ever battled for the holeshot?
Sorry, better stick with Dusty Pipes...
@unclecarlito,good one I guess i left the door open for that.Imagine the headlines for that name.I won't even go there.
pipes beats ping - pings bike pings and breaks in half - bad gas - sorry
i rule this shit - lucky me
Had a summer job, yes job in high school, worked for Jack Frost, at Frost gardens Michigan. Why? becouse new Rm's were $999.00 spensive. Pistons were @$15.00 on and on.