The year has been a microcosim of this Dark Age of Motocross—a far cry from the glory days of BSAs and Triumphs and British dominance of the sport. Now is a time when stadium cross and flashy neon pink girly leathers have softened a sport once reserved only for the mightiest of souls. Luckily, this will end when the Brits prevail on home soil this year, putting the final touches on a plan that has been in motion for years.
It started with a magnificent MXdN hosted in England at Foxhills in 1998. When the heavens opened, the hopes of a young Richard Carmichael II were dashed in his first appearance on European soil (or should I say his hopes were soiled—along with his drawers, most probably!) The stinging there left a mark on his spirit that surely hasn’t healed today. Save for a lucky performance in France in 2000, when double World Champion Fred Bolley was struck on the nose with a missile of sorts, thus ending the home French team’s chances for a win, Carmichael and the Americans have struggled in Europe.
And this movement led to the American team winning against a weak field at last year’s MXdN. The home French team consisted of the mere shells of once-mighty warriors Pichon, Vuillemin and Tortelli. The trio had long-since made the grievous error of leaving the green pastures of Europe for the green lazer lights of American “football” stadiums. Those Yanks can soften the hardest spirit and lull riders into a sense of rock ‘ roll existence the likes of which the English rock ‘n roll forebearers had never intended. The Frenchmen are not immune—anyone seen Last of the Mohigans?—and the charred remains of this talented trio were unable to fight for victory last September.
What’s worse, their sad state continues on to another generation. Chad Reed was a motocross star in Europe, competing for the 250 title during his days here (although he was unfortunately saddled with the impossible task of beating Pichon, who was as close to perfect in motocross as a rider could be). Reed then came to the U.S. to avoid the competition. How fondly I remember Reedy, with a Union Jack embedded in his Aussie flag, trouncing the world at the des Nations in a moto in aught one! But that was Reedy pre-U.S. Sadly, he has not ever gone back to the event, and has bowed out again this season. While once seeming to posses the same talents of Everts, Reed has never been able to measure up, and now he’s left without a factory ride. Sadly, he’s created his own team named, oh what’s this? “L&M Yamaha.” Hmm… wasn’t Mr. Everts already utilizing that title half a decade ago? Pity the lad.
Oh wait, what’s that? BT has been living at the RC ranch? Then he may well have lost the bollocks to step up and race. He has been mysteriously absent from racing all season, long due to a bad ACL and a shoulder problem. Oh dear, weren’t those the two injuries that slowed Mr. Carmichael? Curious, that.
In fact, it appears that although the Americans can’t actually beat the GP riders, they can literally beat them up, as in injuring their body and spirit. Many a GP star has found riches in America, but they all traded success and pride to get it.
And there will be another factor with which to contend this weekend. Mother Nature! Foxhills was a beautiful oblivion, as one American rag called it. And so it is that Carmichael is playing a yes/no game. He knows all too well that the British weather is unpredictable. Shall it piss down again this weekend, his shoulder will surely feel too weak to race. Probably if it’s dry too.
And where is the true sportsmanship for the American team? Carmichael has injured himself by racing with his own so-called teammate, Jimmy Stewart. The mighty Brits made sure to use the Belgians as their season-long sparring partners, never taking chances in tandem that could ruin the whole team. How many times did ‘ol Thorpey hurt himself while battling Lord Kurt Nicoll? Not even once, and remember, the battles between those two were probably the fastest and most intense ever in the history of this sport!
And all of this brings me to the most significant member of the American team. With Carmichael looking for an out, and Villopoto saddled with Prince Searle, the Americans will have to pin their hopes on Stewart. And this, friends, is a dangerous game. He simply can’t seem to keep the bike straight or upright, especially over jumps, and surely such a hideous style will result in a crash heard ‘round the world. Perhaps some film of Thorpey or Lord Kurt’s jumping style would serve Young Mr. Stewart well. Lord Kurt never let his open-class Kawasaki get sideways on him over a jump, by God!
Indeed the Americans will lose this one by fighting too many wars on too many fronts. While they introduce GP riders to their scene in the hopes of sapping their powers, they can’t stop the constant flood of new talent that is being created much faster than they can ruin it. Let the youngest hero of British MX, Tommy Searle, cast the spell that brings ‘old Peter back home where he belongs!
All hail England!
(Lord Alfred Weigandt is the Uncle of Racer X contributor Jason Weigandt. The Lord sends us these rants every so often. He really, really likes his homeland of England. That's all we know about the guy.)